Intro
Cm  F/D  Cm/Eb  F  Ab  G  Eb   F

Verse 1
Cm   F/D    Cm/Eb    F    Ab    G       Eb     F     Cm
I change my clothes ten times Before I take you on a date
   F/D   Cm/Eb     F    Ab   G   Eb    F  Cm
I'm in a cold sweat, my panic it makes me late
F/D       Cm/Eb  F          Ab    Eb   F
I know you never asked for this I know My 
Cm        F/D   Cm/Eb  F  Ab  G  Eb     F
Shots will always miss I know My shots will 
Fadd9 Fm Fadd9 Fm
Always miss

Weird Chorus
Cm   Bb/D     Cm/Eb      Bb/G        ( F (note) Cm/D Eb (Note) Bb ) x2
Does everyone stare this way at you?
Cm  Bb/D   Cm/Eb   Bb/G     ( F (note) Cm/D Eb (Note) Bb ) x2
I only look this way at you  (operatic) ah_____________________

Verse 2
Cm   F/D    Cm/Eb    F    Ab    G       Eb      F        Cm  F/D
I change my clothes ten times Before I take you on a date
  Cm/Eb     F     Ab  G          Eb     F       Cm  F/D
I get the heebie-jeebies, and my panic makes me late
  Cm/Eb   F    Ab    G     Eb      F        Cm  F/D
I break into a cold sweat reaching for the phone
  Cm/Eb    F    Ab    G       Eb        F
I let it ring twice before  I chicken out and 
 Fadd9 Fm   Fadd9  Fm     Cm/F
decide you're not at home

Normal Chorus
Cm   Cm/Eb Bb Cm/F Cm  Cm/Eb Bb ( Cm/F Cm Cm/Eb Bb ) x2 Cm/F
Does everyone stare the way I do?
Cm Cm/Eb Bb Cm/F   Cm  Cm/Eb Bb ( Cm/F Cm Cm/Eb Bb ) x2
I    only   stare this way   at you

Verse 3
Cm F/D  Cm/Eb  F     Ab  G     Eb  F  Cm 
I never noticed the size of my feet 
F/D    Cm/Eb    F        Ab  G  Eb F  Cm
'Til I kicked you in the shins
F/D  Cm/Eb  F    Ab G  Eb  F Cm 
Will you ever forgive me 
F/D   Cm/Eb   F   Ab  G   Eb  F
for the shape I'm in
Fadd9 Fm Fadd9 Fm  Cm/F
For the shape I'm in

Normal Chorus
Cm   Cm/Eb Bb Cm/F Cm  Cm/Eb Bb ( Cm/F Cm Cm/Eb Bb ) x2 Cm/F
Does everyone stare the way I do?
Cm Cm/Eb Bb Cm/F   Cm  Cm/Eb Bb ( Cm/F Cm Cm/Eb Bb ) x2 
I    only   stare this way   at you

Verse 4
Cm   F/D  Cm/Eb  F    Ab  G        Eb         F        Cm 
I'm gonna write you a sonnet but I don't know where to start
  F/D Cm/Eb  F  Ab         G   Eb        F  Cm   F/D
I'm so used to laughing at the things in my heart
Cm/Eb   F       Ab     G         Eb     F         Cm  F/D
Last of all I'm sorry 'cause you never asked for this
    Cm/Eb     F        Ab       G  Eb       F 
I can see I'm not your type and my shots will always 
Fadd9 Fm Fadd9 Fm  Cm
miss, always miss

Chorus with Verse chords
F/D  Cm/Eb  F Ab    G   Eb  F Cm F/D Cm/Eb F Ab G Eb F Cm 
Does everyone stare the way I do?
F/D Cm/Eb F  Ab    G   Eb  F  Cm F/D Cm/Eb F Ab G Eb F Cm 
I      only stare this way at you